Six things we’ll probably see on Obama’s ‘Running Wild’ episode

Posted: September 1, 2015 by oldbrew in alarmism, humour, propaganda
Not the John Wayne classic

Not the John Wayne classic

You have to laugh – doesn’t this man have a country to run? Mashable lets its imagination run wild.

It’s official: POTUS is going to be on Running Wild with Bear Grylls. NBC’s press release about the show was relatively vague; we know the episode will take place in Alaska and focus on climate change’s effects on the area, but not much else.

So we couldn’t help but imagine what President Obama will be doing with the survivalist.

Of course, knowing Grylls’ style, we were able to make some educated guesses. Here are a handful of things we’d like to see the Commander in Chief do on the intense survival show.

Source: 6 things we’ll probably see on Obama’s ‘Running Wild’ episode

Related: Obama Is The 44th President To Experience Alaskan Glacier Melting

  1. oldbrew says:

    If you didn’t click on the link you missed this among others…

  2. E.M.Smith says:

    Maybe Naked and Afraid will be next? :sarc>

  3. Runaway egomania, especially in a “world leader”, is an ugly thing (I would have thought Caligula and Nero would have taught Obama and the world something never to be forgotten. But no.

  4. Eric Barnes says:

    I served in the Army in Alaska in the late 80’s. I can guarantee that Obama and Grylls won’t be doing their episode in winter. 40 below zero wouldn’t help “the cause”.

  5. craigm350 says:

    I balked when I saw that on the BBC science headlines…but y’know every little bit ahead of Paris. Hopefully the cold over Alaska continues, although of the polar vortex drops on his head he’ll wheel out Holdren to tell us it was carbon pollution making it cold and snowy 😉

  6. craigm350 says:

    Reblogged this on WeatherAction News and commented:
    Make of this what you will…

  7. p.g.sharrow says:

    September is a nice time to visit Alaska, Cool enough to suppress the bugs. Dry but not cold. Just ahead of the “Termination Dusting” of the first winter storms.

    Too bad that this is part of the latest “Agenda 21” push to empower UN bureaucrats in their drive towards total control over the world. The New Pope will also be assisting in this endeavor to install the World Socialist Elites as our rulers.

  8. oldbrew says:

    Is the Hubbard Glacier on the schedule?

    ‘Alaska’s Hubbard Glacier Is Doing the Unthinkable’

    ‘Part of Hubbard Glacier has been advancing into Disenchantment Bay for more than 100 years, according to NASA’s Earth Observatory.’

  9. old44 says:

    Must be feeling absolutely and totally inadequate alongside Premier Putin.
    [reply] who needs Putin when you can hang out with…er…Bear Grylls? :/

  10. Graeme No.3 says:

    Wanted one hungry and ambitious grizzly bear.
    Fame and the thanks of a grateful nation await you.

  11. tchannon says:

    Puts a different context on Obama bothering to visit the far north.

    Washington concerned U.S. lagging behind Russia in Arctic
    August 30, 8:23 UTC+3

  12. oldbrew says:

    Graeme No.3 says: September 2, 2015 at 12:29 am

    One or two of these might do the job…

  13. oldbrew says:


    ‘…while the media is busily hyping the storyline that Alaska is both melting and drowning, reality is more of a mixed bag.’

    More Detail On The Obama Alaska Comedy Act

    ‘Dr. Richard Keen of the University of Colorado generated this graph, showing that the rate of melt of Alaska’s largest glaciers peaked when Abraham Lincoln was president, and has been declining ever since.’