The alarmists are getting restless, funding cuts are leading to ever wilder predictions.

Posted: June 20, 2018 by tallbloke in alarmism, humour, Idiots, predictions, solar system dynamics


James Anderson, of ozone hole fame says:

The chance that there will be any permanent ice left in the Arctic after 2022 is essentially zero.

But that’s not all. Not only is the Arctic ice going to disappear, but WE are too.

According to Gritpost:

“A top climate scientist is warning that climate change will wipe out all of humanity unless we stop using fossil fuels over the next five years.”

Don’t forget this folks. 2022 the Arctic ice melts, and then we only have a year to get over that shock before; *POOF* : humanity is toast.

  1. Petrossa says:

    The upside is if that should happen there will nobody left to mourn the extinction of homo sapiens 🙂 So as a dire prediction somewhat lacking in relevance

  2. cognog2 says:

    Obviously Gritpost thinks the working class is totally thick and will swallow this sort of rubbish with a finger to the forehead and gratitude for their further education.

  3. Phoenix44 says:

    I’m pretty sure that if we stop using fossil fuels within the next five years an awful lot of us will die.

  4. JB says:

    Not to worry. Last I checked, fossils were composed of minerals and so far no one has figured out how to use minerals as fuel.

  5. Graeme No.3 says:

    Isn’t he trespassing? Sounds very like “By 2020 no British child will know what snow is”.

  6. Gamecock says:

    When the state drops limits on fish catch, I’ll believe the end is near. All else is intrigue.

  7. Mjw says:

    “By 2020 no British child will know what snow is”.
    With only 18 months to go they better hurry up and forget.

  8. oldbrew says:

    The world has surely had enough of these ludicrous climate nutters.

  9. oldbrew says:

    UK CO₂ shortage…

    A CO₂ shortage is leaving beer and soft drinks makers high and dry just as the World Cup and barbecue season get under way.

    Seasonal manufacturing shutdowns have left the UK with only one big plant producing CO₂.
    . . .
    Gasworld said carbonated drinks producers were now “desperate” amid the worst CO₂ supply crisis for decades.
    . . .
    The Grocer also reported stark warnings from the British Poultry Council that up to 60% of poultry processing plants could be knocked out “within days” as a result of the CO₂ shortage.

    CO₂ is used to stun and ultimately suffocate poultry in many slaughterhouses.

  10. ivan says:

    Are we seeing panic beginning to set in in the church of climatology? I can’t help wondering what they will do when the general public start laughing at them – is that when we see watermelon heads exploding?

  11. dscott says:

    With lots of bad luck, by 2022 we will be in the grips of a mini-ice age. We shall mock them with our chattering teeth. Not much of a consolation prize.