We only have three and a half days to stop climate change

Posted: May 5, 2019 by oldbrew in alarmism, humour, Idiots
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Sometimes you just have to laugh at some of the wild claims of climate alarmists.
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Mock me if you wish—I’m used to it. But mark my words; the end is nigh, says David Marcus.

If we don’t surrender our rights and hand control of the economy over to the state, the world will pretty much be over by Tuesday morning.

Climate change is in the news again.

Earlier this year, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D–NY) warned us that we have only 12 years to address the harm that human beings are doing to the planet. Last week, Beto O’Rourke amended that, suggesting we have only 10 years.

Now, I don’t want to scare anyone, but according to my calculations that I arrived at by reading science, both Beto and Ocasio-Cortez are looking at this problem through rose-colored glasses. In fact, the world has precisely three and a half days to change its ways or it will basically be destroyed.

As I write this, it is 1:45 pm on Friday May 3rd. By sometime in the midmorning on Tuesday, if we don’t take action, Miami will be underwater, Toledo will be on fire, a swarm of locusts will descend upon Houston, and Brooklyn … well, actually Brooklyn will be fine, but that’s not the point.

The point is that we have just over 72 hours to change everything we do and hand the entire economy over to the state or else we will witness an apocalypse that will make Revelations look like Sesame Street.

I know what you’re saying, you’re saying, “Dave, how can we possibly reverse the damage done by the entire two centuries of the industrial revolution by Tuesday? It’s impossible!”

But when Hannibal’s elephants looked at the Alps, did they tell Hannibal they couldn’t get across them? No. When Rocky Balboa was forced to train in a drafty Russian barn and outrun KGB agents in the snow, did he say, “This is too hard?” No.

The time to act is now. In fact, more accurately the time not to act is now. So what can you not do?

Continued here.

  1. ivan says:

    A very good spoof on all the doom-sayers. It does show just how stupid people like AOC are.

  2. Gamecock says:

    “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”

  3. Gary says:

    Yes, mockery is the only thing that will reverse the lunacy. That and reality, but reality takes more time to sink in.

  4. oldbrew says:

    Climate experts tell UK to set zero carbon target for 2050
    2nd May 2019

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    Beyond parody :/

  5. ivan says:

    The problem is that the members of the CCC are only experts in the sense that X = the unknown quantity and spurt = a drip under pressure. Just look at Gummer and all his green companies that are getting handouts because he pushes the committee to recommend changes to his advantage as do the other members.

  6. oldbrew says:

    Teknival: Rave-goers get hypothermia after unexpected snow in France
    9 hours ago

    About 30 people at a French rave had to be treated for hypothermia after it unexpectedly snowed.

    People at Teknival, a techno music festival in the central Creuse region, were exposed to the elements when temperatures dropped to -3C (27F).

    About 10,000 people were gathered on a military-owned hill top when it started snowing heavily.

    Rescuers from the Red Cross treated most of those affected at the scene, but two had to be taken to hospital.

    They also gave out 500 survival blankets while organisers set up a heated tent at the site, Agence France Presse news agency reported.


  7. “Sometimes you just have to laugh at some of the wild claims of climate alarmists.”

    I laugh at the relentless idiocy of people who think CO2 will violate the laws of physics to appease a narrow anti-regulation ideology, as if nothing humans do can cause harm when it happens to involve something entrenched in the economy.

    P.S. Sprawling industrial wind turbines are a lousy idea, also. Man makes mistakes on multiple levels and calls it “economic growth.”


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