Eco activists fail to glue themselves to road due to cold weather

Posted: December 16, 2022 by oldbrew in climate, humour, Idiots, Incompetence, Temperature, weather

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The Daily Mail headlines it: ‘Eco-mob’s global warming protest fails…because it is too COLD!’ — Climate obsession can do strange things to some people. Does the phrase ‘sub-zero temperatures’ mean anything to them?
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The orders were simple: Run out onto the road, glue yourself to the tarmac and stop drivers from getting through, says the Daily Mail.

But for two climate activists in Germany, that plan didn’t work out quite as they’d hoped because sub-zero temperatures stopped the glue from working properly in an embarrassing lack of foresight.

The ‘Last Generation’ activists, who were protesting against global warming, desperately poured a bucket of glue over each other before sitting stone-faced in the middle of the road in Munich this morning.

But the freezing temperature scuppered their plans and instead of being stuck to the road, the pair of protesters sat glumly amongst a pool of glue mixed with snow.

Police officers at the scene – realising that the pair were not going to be sticking around for long – dragged the protesters off the road.

‘The gluing didn’t work due to the weather,’ the police told Bild newspaper.

Appearing to realise that their efforts had been in vain, one protester was seen looking down at his hands in apparent frustration while a pool of glue lay next to him.

The two activists, who were protesting for a speed limit on highways as well as for affordable public transport, had defied an order that banned climate protesters from blocking key roads and other areas in Munich.

The general order was imposed on Friday, a day after some activists glued themselves to the tarmac of Munich’s airport and disrupted flights.

Full article here.

  1. Jamie Spry says:

    Reblogged this on Climatism and commented:
    The climate cult, protesting against global warming, with a petrochemical (glue), that doesn’t work because it’s too cold.
    Cannot make this stuff up, anymore. 🤦‍♂️

  2. saighdear says:

    Well, what ARE they on about? end climate change = no more warming, eh? so now it IS cold…. and they still want to cause mayhem. I think once upon a time ( no fairy story here) the Bayerische Polizei would have water canonned them. Well save fuel, just pour a few buckets of water over them. That’ll Block the system. !!
    Meanwhile, our tv beauties tell us about the warm weekend coming: Huh, N of Scotland / Inner M-Firth getting Colder – Coldest its been so far – and in the daytime ! Minus 4C feels like -8C according to lacal weather station. And what’s the metal Heron saying? not even 10% of Demand achieved, and Sunny Poly? lying under a cover of Frost n snow – Frozen on… 44GW demanded – lot of fish for that group of Herons. they’re getting Frost bite now.
    Lack of foresight eh? huh sums up our Boor-o-Kratz

  3. cognog2 says:

    GREAT!! More of these stories please amid the doom and gloom. We do need to have something to laugh about, particularly coming up to Christmas. Forget those WOKY SNOWFLAKES for a bit with their feelings of offence. There is a life out there.

  4. Chaswarnertoo says:

    Ecomentalists are stupid morons….never!

  5. Bob Greene says:

    Too bad. They would have enjoyed the cold so much.

  6. cognog2 says:

    Probably thought they had achieved their aims.

  7. JB says:

    Ha ha ha ha. I need a bit of humor this time of year. What would the world do without idiotic relief?

  8. cognog2 says:

    I expect they will be out again with warm patch coming to complain about the Heat. Not so Ha Ha then. Just wish the Legal Profession would do its job in a less wimpish manner.

  9. JB says:

    “out again with warm patch coming to complain about the Heat. Not so Ha Ha then.”
    True. But then the rest of us will have the last laugh, as:

    “Stupidity cannot be cured with money, education, or legislation. It is the universal capital offense. Execution is automatic without pity.” –Robert Heinlein

    And they can jolly well crap their tushes stuck to the tarmac, while passers toss their spent drinks on their carcaii. We just need to be very good at “dodgem” to have it.

  10. catweazle666 says:

    One of these days when these recreational outrage professional offence taking brigade have glued themselves to the highway some crackhead in a TWOC’d SUV pursued by a patrol car will appear on the scene…

  11. Eric says:

    Reblogged this on Calculus of Decay .

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