Dundee blame global warming for Rangers pitch call-off

Posted: April 14, 2024 by oldbrew in climate, humour, Psychobabble, weather
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The UN’s climate change mind virus is having damaging effects on a variety of people. Weather conditions can sometimes be a problem for sports venues, but inventing spurious excuses only leads to ridicule. This may be a minor story but indicative of a wider malaise in some people’s thinking, or lack of thinking perhaps.
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Dundee have just been embarrassed by an amateur Tayside club after their call off with Rangers, says Rangers News.

The Ibrox side are furious after Dens Park failed a second pitch inspection ahead of the visit of Philippe Clement’s treble-chasing bears.
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Tayside Fire Brigade game goes ahead

The Tayside Fire Brigade – who play in the Dundee Saturday Morning Football League Division 1 – will be able to play their game this evening. [Talkshop comment – morning/evening?!]

The club are set to take on St Andrews Amatuers at the Riverside Playing Fields at the University of Dundee.

On the banks of the River Tay, Riverside is only 12 minutes drive from Dens Park and the game will add extra embarrassment to Dundee following the Rangers game being called off.

The entire city of Dundee has obviously been subject to the same amount of rain as Dens Park.
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Dundee blame global warming for Rangers pitch call-off

The Tayside Fire Brigade match also comes after Dundee’s club secretary Eric Drysdale blamed global warming for the the state of the Dens Park pitch.

Seriously, we’re not joking.

Speaking after the decision – with under-fire managing director John Nelms nowhere to be seen – Drysdale sheepishly tried to suggest we’ve had more rain than the 10-year average.

We presume because Drysdale thinks this is genuinely an appropriate excuse.

“I can understand people are annoyed and looking at this as being Dundee’s fault,” said Drysdale.

“What I would say is from the research we have done in the last few days, we noticed this year’s rainfall was 35 per cent higher than the last 10 years’ average – that shows the effects climate change is having on it and we need to urgently do more work on the Dens Park pitch and we are absolutely up for doing that in the summer.

“The pitch is of a very good quality, there have been a number of occasions where our fixtures have coincided with, for example, the storms last October which was the highest rainfall ever recorded in Scotland.”
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Miraculously, it appears that it’s only the Dundee pitch which has been affected with the pitch at Dundee United’s Tannadice, which is within a stone’s throw of Dens Park in near perfect condition.

Full article here.

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